- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

tim has no humor

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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