How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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