- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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