- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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