- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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