whats worse than gill? nothing

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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