Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Badabing.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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