- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What do you call a blue chair A black person

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Two planes walk into an office building

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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