- Anti Joke

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

mexicans fishing

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.