- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

A women walks into a kitchen.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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