- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

AIDS.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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