Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

no really what are ur names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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