- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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