- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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