What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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destiny

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Blacks

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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