If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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