I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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