- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Nickelback.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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