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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

69.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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