A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Terry has ebola

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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