A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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woman..parallel parking

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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