- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

you first

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How High is a Chinese man

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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