- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Pull my finger ouch..

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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