- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

no really what are ur names?

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Cancer.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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