Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Neither have I

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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punchline below punchline above

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Anti Joke

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