How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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