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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Banana Hamock.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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