- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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