- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Thats what she said

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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