- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

why is pie good. because it just is.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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