Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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