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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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