- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like the color potato.

Wolfjob.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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