How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Women's Rights

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

WEED!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Good afternoon.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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