whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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