- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like it in the mouth

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Women's Rights.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

So a blonde walks into a wall...

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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