- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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