Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's blue? The sky.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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