- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

It says so on your cap.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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