- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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