I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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