- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Reading the Terms and Conditions

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Your life

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

I was watching Fox news.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Long joke Your such a downey

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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