do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

An Aisian failed a test

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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