My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Tommy got neutered.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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