why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Take part of what?

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

A penis walks into a bar..

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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