- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??