Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

do you have a wife?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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