why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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