Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

An Artic Storm.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

deez nuts

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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