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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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