Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Justin beiber's penis

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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