- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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