- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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