I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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