david what a baghead

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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a man walked into a bar....

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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