- Anti Joke

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.