What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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