Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Do u take sugar?

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

whats up and also down? your mum

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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