- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Double-whammy

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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