- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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