How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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that wall over there ->

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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AIDS

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Blacks

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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