- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

White men's rights

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

But who would want to sell us out and why?

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

My Butthole.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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