- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Your gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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