- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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