- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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