- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

My dad

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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