- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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