There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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