What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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