Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Women's Rights

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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