- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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