rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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