A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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the sky is green no it is not

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Terraria

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